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| | | | | | Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth |  | And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. |
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| List of Possible Slogans for Promoting National Condom Week |
| 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP |
| 2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER |
| 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY |
| 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT |
| 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER |
| 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG |
| 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT |
| 8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY |
| 9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE |
| 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER |
| 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK |
| 12. IF YOU GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT |
| 13. WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS |
| 14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE |
| 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER |
| 16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER |
| 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL |
| 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION |
| 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL |
| 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER |
| 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! |
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