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| | | | | | Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth |  | And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. |
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| The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School: |
| 10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. |
| 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks. |
| 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking a fat blunt. |
| 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. |
| 6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. |
| 5. Sex releives stress, school is the cause of stress. |
| 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. |
| 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. |
| 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. |
| And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is......... |
| 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless!!! |
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